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~ Thursday, November 10 ~
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Good Wisdom Quotes And Nice Quote

I’ve learned that true friendship continues to grow, Even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. by Unknown Words
When you talk, you repeat what you already know when you listen, you often learn something. by Jared Sparks One liners
One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. by Oscar Wilde Phrases
Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. by Danish proverb Quotes
Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull. by H L Mencken
Wise sayings often fall on barren ground, but a kind word is never thrown away. by Sir Arthur Helps
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. by Krishnamurti
Men heap together the mistakes of their lives and create a monster they call destiny. by John Oliver Hobbes
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. by Child Age 13
If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good! by Dr Seuss
Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are. by Malcom S Forbes
In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play. by Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing. by Georges Jacques Danton to his executioner
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner. by Douglas Adams
May your walls know joy May every room hold laughter and every window open to great possibility. by Maryanne RadmacherHershey

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~ Monday, September 26 ~
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Wisdom Good Proverbs And Famous Quotation

Long Inspirational One Liners And Great Word Woe to the house where the hen crows and the rooster is still. by Danish proverb One liners
Expect everything, and anything seems nothing. Expect nothing, and anything seems everything. by Samuel Hazo Qutations
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. by Dan Quayle Qutations
The police…..always wanting to play games. by Maude Ruth Gordon from the movie Harold Maude Sayings
Publish and be damned! by Arthur Wellesley Duke of Wellington Attributed when the courtesan Harriette Wilson threatened to publish her memoirs and his
Little said is soonest mended. by Miguel de Cervantes
It is best to do things systematically, since we are only human, and disorder is our worst enemy. by Hesiod
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. by Kin Hubbard
Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. by Herodotus The Histories of Herodotus
If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies in yourself. Minquass by American Indian Proverb
Practice is the best of all instructors. by Publilius Syrus
Falsehood is easy, truth so difficult. by George Eliot
Where there is no vision, the people perish. by Proverbs 2918
It is easier to talk than to hold one’s tongue. by Greek Proverb
The more rapidly a civilization progresses, the sooner it dies for another to rise in its place. by Havelock Ellis


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~ Wednesday, September 21 ~
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Meaningful Men Sayings And Nice Message

Hope is a waking dream. by Aristotle from Diogenes Laertius Lives of Eminent Philosophers One liners
Nothing worth doing is completed in our lifetime; therefore, we must be saved by hope. by Reinhold Niebuhr Rockford IL Register Star newspaper Sentences
A mob is the scum that rises upmost when the nation boils. by John Dryden Sentences
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry. by Danish proverb Quotes
If there is Magic on this planet, it is contained in water. by Loren
The constitution does not provide for first and second class citizens. by Wendell Willkie
All movements go too far. by Bertrand Russell
I don’t give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. by Mark Twain
Our friends show us what we can do our enemies teach us what we must do. by Johann von Goethe
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. by Mark Twain Speech in New York Nov 20 1900
Hello seeker Now don’t feel alone here in the New Age, because there’s a seeker born every minute. by Firesign Theatre
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans. by Woody Allen
‘Tis our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliances with any portion of the foreign world. by George Washington
Democritus says, But we know nothing really for truth lies deep down. by Laertius Diogenes
It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job it’s a depression when you lose yours. by Harry S Truman

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~ Thursday, September 15 ~
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Men Love Sayings And Love Quotable Phrase

Interesting Love Quotes And Quotable Cute Quotation Folly loves the martyrdom of Fame
Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love
A lover without discretion is no lover at all
My father always told me, Find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.
Love gives itself; it is not bought
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen
She lovede Right fro the firste sighte
To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. Thanks to Art & Mara Protas -Karen Sunde
Women are made to be loved, not understood
The iron tongue of midnight hath told twelve. Lovers, to bed; ‘tis almost fairy time
If misery loves company, misery has company enough
The more I saw of foreign countries the more I loved my own
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly
Once in awhile, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale
The scholar who cherishes the love of comfort, is not fit to be deemed a scholar
Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband Wise Love Phrases
Absence is to love what wind is to a fire, it puts out the little, it kindles the great Popular Love Quotes
The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me Wise Romantic OneLiners
Blindness Hatred is blind, as well as love Motivational Sweet Quotes
A cheerful life is what the Muses love, A soaring spirit is their prime delight
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made
Absence is to love as wind is to fire, it extinguishes the small and kindles the great

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~ Monday, September 12 ~
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Love Interesting Messages And Wise Proverb

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen. by Jerome K Jerome Quotes
A heart in love with beauty never grows old. by Turkish Proverb Qutations
Either war is obsolete or men are. by Richard Buckminster Fuller Qutations
The only time you ever run out of chances is when you stop taking them. by Patty Labelle Sentences
Reading this book is like waiting for the first shoe to drop. by Ralph Novak
I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. by Charles Dickens The Old Curiosity Shop
For what I have received, my the Lord make me truly thankful. And more truly for what I have not received. by Storm Jameson
Those who wish to sing always find a song. by Swedish Proverb
Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same. by George Bernard Shaw Man and Superman 1903 Maxims for Revolutionists
When you have no basis of argument, abuse the plaintiff. by Cicero
The wise man is he who knows the relative value of things. by William Ralph Inge
Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you’ve got it, you’ve lost it. by E D Hulse
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. by Hubert Humphrey
The man who lives free from folly is not so wise as he thinks. by La Rochefoucauld
The United States is a nation of laws badly written and randomly enforced. by Frank Zappa

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~ Saturday, August 27 ~
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Wise Daily Words And Famous Proverb

If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun. by Benjamin Franklin Qutations
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool. by Richard Feynman Caltech commencement address 1974 Quotes
Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving? by Woody Allen Without Feathers Messages
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. by Oscar Wilde Sentences
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. by HL Mencken
Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt. by Herbert Clark Hoover
For what I have received, my the Lord make me truly thankful. And more truly for what I have not received. by Storm Jameson
As long as you are going to think anyway, think big. by Donald Trump
Wit is educated insolence. by Aristotle
The best argument against democracy is a five minute talk with the average voter. by Sir Winston Churchill
I had rather have a fool make me merry, than experience make me sad. by William Shakespeare
Live…..Laugh…..GOLF by Kathryn Schaefer Plaum
Some people go to priests others to poetry I to my friends. by Oscar Fingall O’Flahertie Wills Wilde
Art is a lie that tells the truth. by Pablo Picasso
The most solid stone in the structure is the lowest one in the foundation. by Kahlil Gibran

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~ Thursday, August 25 ~
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Wisdom Great Words And Great People Phrase

The hopes of the Republic cannot forever tolerate either undeserved poverty or self-serving wealth. by Franklin D Roosevelt One liners
As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live. by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Faust One liners
It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions. by Aldous Huxley Sayings
Trust in Allah, but tie your camel. by Old Muslim Proverb One liners
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. by Yoda Star Wars Return of the Jedi
This secret spoke Life herself unto me ‘Behold,’ said she, ‘I am that which must ever surpass itself.’ by Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
I am into parallel monogamy. by Seen on a button
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. by Fred Allen
Time is money. by Benjamin Franklin
The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty not knowing what comes next. by Ursula K LeGuin
Hold a true friend with both hands. by Nigerian Proverb
People do not lack strength, they lack will. by Victor Hugo
Cliques are groups, groups are great, great are cliques of people. by Arthur McNallan
The best mind might be the wisest mind if it were a mind alone that produces wisdom. by Author Unknown
An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out. by Will Rogers

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~ Wednesday, August 24 ~
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Great Proverbs And Nice Men Quotation

Every political good carried to the extreme must be productive of evil. by Mary Wollstonecraft Sayings
What we see depends mainly on what we look for. by Sir John Lubbock Phrases
Everyone would like to behave like a pagan, with everyone else behaving like a Christian. by Albert Camus Sayings
Love can’t be proven until you both die loving each other. by Airon T Reyes One liners
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist. by Mark Twain
I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving. by Oliver Wendell Holmes
We all live in a televised goldfish bowl. by Kingman Brewster Jr
Specialization is for insects. by Robert Heinlein The voice of Lazarus Long
What we think about, expands. by Marc Allen Interview with Michael Toms
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. by Thomas A Edison 18471931
Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision? by Marilyn Monroe
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. by James Halliwell
This world we live in is but thickened light. by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Learning is not attained by chance. It must be sought for with ardor and attended to with diligence. by Abigail Adams
Never despair; but if you do, work on in despair. by Edmund Burke

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~ Friday, August 19 ~
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Nice Interesting Sayings And Great Daily Proverb

Humor is a rubber sword—it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. by Mary Hirsch One liners
After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity. by George Ade Fables in Slang 1899 One liners
A man in all the world’s new fashion planted, That hath a mint of phrases in his brain. by William Shakespeare One liners
Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn’t immune to bullets. by Unknown Phrases
We all suffer from the preoccupation that there exists … in the loved one, perfection. by Sidney Poitier
The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums. by Gilbert Keith Chesterton
To know when to be generous and when to be firm — this is wisdom. by Elbert Hubbard
The darkest hour in any man’s life is when he sits down to plan how to get money without earning it. by Horace Greeley
Do not go gentle into that good night. by Dylan Thomas
Whatever is reasonable is true, and whatever is true is reasonable. by Georg W Hegel
What a man thinks of himself that is what determines, or rather indicates his fate. by Henry David Thoreau
Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards. by anonymous
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary. by Donald Kendall
The barb in the arrow of childhood suffering is this its intense loneliness, its intense ignorance. by Akhenaton
Hollywood grew to be the most flourishing factory of popular mythology since the Greeks. by Alistair Cooke

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~ Wednesday, July 27 ~
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Motivational People One Liners And Meaningful Word

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Worry pulls tomorrow’s cloud over today’s sunshine.
You don’t become a missionary by crossing the sea but by seeing the cross.
A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.
If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
if given a shaft, make a car.
He’s like school in the summer …No class.
Hurry dog eats raw meat.
Girls who wear glasses seldom get passes (Ogden Nash).
I need your help like a kangaroo needs a purse.
It ain’t broke. Don’t fix it.
Amazing Meaningful Messages And Popular Quote
QuotesLife is an echo. What you send out - you get back. What you give - you get.
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Life is the first gift, love is the second, and understanding the third.
Never wrestle with a pig. You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
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Power works best in the hands of those who don’t want it.
Telling the boss what a good worker you are is worth 1%..showing him is worth 96%.
The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on forecasters.
War never decides who is right, only who is left.
There are three things extremely hard; steel, a diamond and to know ones self.
Short Motivational Quotations And Wise Saying
QuotesThe world would run a lot smoother if more men knew how to dance.
Wisdom has two parts: 1) Having a lot to say. 2) Not saying it.

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~ Friday, June 3 ~
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Wisdom Famous Sayings And Love Word

The trees reflected in the river — they are unconscious of a spiritual world so near to them. So are we. by Nathaniel Hawthorne Sentences
People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get. by Frederick Douglas Qutations
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening. by Alexander Woollcott Messages
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. by Bertrand Russell One liners
The great virtue in life is real courage that knows how to face facts and live beyond them. by D H Lawrence
They are slaves who fear to speak,
For the fallen and the weak. by James Russell Lowell
He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at. by Terry Pratchett Small Gods
It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get up. by W Somerset Maugham Our Betters 1923
Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned. by George Bernard Shaw Man and Superman 1903 act 3
We have to realize that we are as deeply afraid to live and to love as we are to die. by Ronald David Laing
The only real failure in life is the failure to try. by Unknown
He who is caught in a lie is not believed when he tells the truth. by Spanish Proverb
Knowledge rests not upon truth alone, but upon error also. by Carl Jung
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain. by Dolly Parton
Happiness is something that you are and it comes from the way you think. by Wayne Dyer

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~ Thursday, June 2 ~
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Short Popular One Liners And Cool Saying

One repays a teacher badly if one only remains a pupil. by Nietzsche One liners
A multitude of rulers is not a good thing. Let there be one ruler, one king. by Homer Phrases
The glorious gifts of the gods are not to be cast aside. by Homer Qutations
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star. by Anthelme BrillatSavarin Qutations
Resentment is anger directed at others—at what they did or did not do. by Peter McWilliams
Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them. by Suzanne Necker
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it by Steven Wright
But better die than live mechanically a life that is a repetition of repetitions. by D H Lawrence
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. by Edward De Bono
Until you lose your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was or what freedom really is. by Margaret Mitchell
I couldn’t wait for success, so I went on ahead without it. by Jonathan Winters
Self-reverence, self knowledge, self-control. These three alone lead life to sovereign power. by Lord Tennyson
Life is something that everyone should try at least once. by Henry J Tillman
I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street. by Virginia Woolf The Waves 1931
There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to. by Joseph Heller Catch 22

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Poetry comes nearer to vital truth than history. by Plato Phrases
A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by. by Christopher Morley Sentences
Never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today. by Aldous Huxley Quotes
To find fulfillment…don’t exist with life - embrace it. by Jim Beggs Words
To reget deeply is to live afresh. by Henry David Thoreau
The more one works, the more willing one is to work. by Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield
If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. by Dr Robert Schuller
Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses. by H L Mencken
The size of a man is measured by the size of the thing that makes him angry. by Author Unknown
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. by Missy Dizick
When a man’s willing and eager, the gods join in. by Aeschylus
We two are to ourselves a crowd. by Ovid
Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs…and jerk the heck out of you. by Denise Dobbs Northern Exposure Survival of the Species 1993
Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. by Napoleon Bonaparte
I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year’s fashions. by Lillian Hellman

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~ Tuesday, October 19 ~
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Great Messages And Meaningful People Quotation

At 18 our convictions are hills from which we look At 45 they are caves in which we hide. by F Scott Fitzgerald Sentences
To state a theorem and then to show examples is literally to teach backwards. by E Kim Nebeuts Qutations
In whatever position you find yourself determine first your objective. by Marechal Ferdinand Foch Sayings
Real meaningful endeavours, the biggies in human existence, often require the sacrifice of others. by Andrew Schneider Sentences
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. by George Bernard Shaw
Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life. by Bertolt Brecht
You, too, can determine what you want. You can decide on your major objectives, targets, aims and destination. by Clement Stone
History is the record of an encounter between character and circumstances. by Donald Creighton
This is the short and the long of it. by William Shakespeare The Merry Wives of Windsor Act 2 scene 2
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot. by Josh Billings
The love of democracy is that of equality. by Charles de Montesquieu
But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you’ve got a problem. by R E Phillips
The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness. by Francois de La Rochefoucauld Reflexions ou Sentences et Maximes Morales
Judges don’t age time decorates them. by Enid Bagnold
We gain freedom when we have paid the full price… by Rabindranath Tagore

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~ Friday, October 1 ~
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Inspirational Memorable Words And Meaningful One Liner

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. by Doug Larson Messages
The wise man does at once what the fool does finally. by Baltasar Gracian Words
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it. by Clarence Darrow Sentences
You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right? Please wait until I am wrong. by Johann von Neumann on being phoned at 1000 AM Qutations
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. by Arnold J Toynbee
We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex—but Congress can. by Cullen Hightower
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. by Albert Einstein
There is always an easy solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and wrong. by Henry Louis Mencken
When it is a question of money, everyone is of the same religion. by Voltaire
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. by Andre Malraux
A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one. by Author Unknown
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. by Arab Proverb
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it. by Joan Rivers
Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know. by Cullen Hightower
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life it goes on. by Robert Frost

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